surskitty | Smutswap 2018 Letter

Hello! I’m surskitty (DW / personal Tumblr / AO3) and I am here for fic this time around!!

DNWs: Unrequested pairings, mundane AUs, AUs that make nonhuman characters human

Likes: canon compliance or canon divergence, hurt/comfort, sex comedy, guro, hair petting, weird nonhuman biology, finger-sucking, dubcon, noncon, horrible people having a great time, corruption/loss of innocence, the spark of light in a dark place

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Devilman

Asuka Ryo/Fudo Akira

DNWs: Ryo harming animals, Akira getting knocked up. Note: other animal harm is okay. Just not from Ryo.

I’m canon familiar for the manga, the OVAs, Crybaby, Lady, and Shin Devilman, and am okay with whichever rendition you’re taking characterisation from, with that one exception in the DNW right there. I’m just too charmed by manga Ryo needing Akira to kill animals for him while they’re hunting TT_TT

Enthusiastic Broodmare for Monsters – Wow, the world’s ending. It’d be terrible if something happened to Akira, and Ryo had nothing to remember him by. Guess they just have to have demon children. I’m equally fond of Ryo having both sets of genitals or of Ryo having a cloacal setup and getting buttpreg without knowing he can, so long as Ryo’s into it and Akira’s a bit dubious. It’s okay, Akira: Ryo can do science to them if they’re too evil.
Gangbanged By Alternate Universe/Timeline Versions of Partner – #yolo, except sometimes you die and your satanic ex-bf knocks himself up to give birth to you again. I enjoyed the Jun/Akira bits of Devilman Lady, but leave Ran focused on Jun. Or just have it as an Ryo + Satan + Akira party; it’s all good.
Impregnation Kink Without Impregnation – There’s just something really hot about impregnation kink dirty talk in contexts where there’s no way anyone’s going to get pregnant.
Magical Healing/Resurrecting Cock – You know that ending? Satan needs to stick his dick in it. Especially if he doesn’t know he can raise the dead with his dick, and he’s just going for it because he’s got nothing better to do and this way he can pretend Akira’s alive. That’d be ideal, but Satan sticking it in during their twenty years of war because Akira got injured as Akira very much does not want him to do this is good too.
Monster Transformation Must Be Undone By Sex – Akira’s stuck as Devilman and he’s supposed to go home to the Makimuras soon!! What will he do???
Pregnant For Science! – Ryo’s gotta grow his own demon babies to experiment on. It’s important.
Sex in the Blood of their Enemies – Yeaaaaaaaah!!
Summoning a Demon and Fucking It – Whether it’s as a ritual to become Devilman or for a threesome during which Ryo doesn’t have to worry too much about getting killed by Akira, it is all good.

Persona 5

Akechi Goro/Cognitive Akechi Goro

DNW: suicide attempts. Despair status is fair game, just so long as he doesn’t move beyond wanting to die.

For all of these, I’m specifically interested in canon divergence where Cognitive Akechi shoots to disable, ideally with magic. Please don’t kill off Akechi during the course of the fic, but I’m neutral as to if Akechi gets dragged out of Shido’s brain, or if his fate’s left unknown. Shadow Shido can have as much or as little involvement as you please; same with any other cognitions you want. Akechi should be Cognitive Akechi’s spoils, though.

Character’s Body Is Considered Government Property – Found: one rogue assassin, property of the new Prime Minister. And it seems he owes some debts!!
Classical conditioning – And what better reward/punishment system than status effects?
Draining life force as a way of edging – Fuckin cognitions turning out to be Shadow Anomolies.
Held As Sex Slave By Enemy – GIANT THUMBS UP.
Magical Curse Whose Effects Get Worse Every Time Victim Orgasms – The canon status effects are good, but we could always make them worse!!
Magical Experimentation – Not like there’s any other real humans around here 8D
Magical Personality Alteration
Mind/Mood Altering Substances – Magic’s good, but I’m sure Shido’s brain’s full of drugs in more ways than one.
Pimped Out By The Government – … to cognitions, but …
Public Use – As entertainment for the other cognitions, or to traumatise the Phantom Thieves; both are good. Whump Akechi hard.
Put on Display – … see above.
Shapeshifting one’s body to make sex toys – Cognitive Akechi’s got the goods. He is the goods.
Staying Stoic Through Rape – I like my Akechi whump stoic with him plotting his enemies’ overelaborate deaths. :|b If you want him woobie’d, please have him under Despair, Rattled, or Panic so he never had a chance.
Summoning a Demon and Fucking It – IT’S A BIG PALACE FULL OF DEMONS cognitive Akechi might want a bit of a break, yo. … Or to humiliate Loki and/or Robin Hood. Just for funsies.
That Orifice Wasn’t There Yesterday – If you’re stuck in somebody’s brain, and your persona is Loki, sometimes these things happen!! Akechi can get knocked up if you want him to, too, so long as it’s partially Loki’s fault. Goddammit, Loki. Go sit in your cave.

Shin Megami Tensei IV Apocalypse

Gaston/Hallelujah

THEY’RE SO CUTE. I love the progression of their relationship over the course of the game and I really want them to be happy. I also really want them both to be in over their heads. Such is life. Making Hallelujah more than a bit xeno is great.

Accidental Magic During Sex
Accidental Oviposition – Hallelujah didn’t even know he laid eggs, and yet. Fuck yes. I’d prefer it if they got the eggs out afterward but tried to keep them. Just, y’know. In case??? There is no way whatsoever they’re prepared for parenthood but there’s still something appealing about it.
Accidentally hurting partner more than intended during consensual rough sex – TT_TT At least you have healing magic!! The obvious choice for this is Hallelujah, which is good and I love it, but I would also be equally interested in buff Gaston with hair trigger reflexes! Especially since the poor man tends to use up all my press turns. Then they can feel bad about themselves together!! And cuddle!!
Arranged Marriage – I’m equally intrigued by ‘the Ashura-kai want to solidify an alliance with Mikado’ as I am by something more heavily AU, so long as Hallelujah stays half-demon. Them voluntarily going into marriage For Reasons is just as good as them getting shoved into it prior to character development. Have fun with this; I fucking love tropey arranged marriage nonsense.
Blood Magic – Ayyyyy. Blood drinking and biting are also very hot, but if you got a demon in a ship you oughta go for it. Maybe he can protect Gaston from possession!!
Character Is Like Catnip to Nonhuman Partner – Gaston the edible virgin. So sexy. Too sexy. Needs banging.
Claiming sex – HOW WILL THEY MAKE SURE NO DEMONS GET THE WRONG IDEA. I’m really into the idea of Gaston being the one to claim Hallelujah, not gonna lie. But both are good!!
Consensual But Not Safe Or Sane – [ waves flag. ]
Corruption of Champions Fusion – Gaston has sworn a vow of chastity. Hallelujah is a half-demon but not an asshole. He will get him to Tel’andre and everything will be fine, right? Right??? Feel free to go whatever direction you want with this, though DNW worms or bad endings for them.
Different Cultures and Cultural Clashes – You mean some people DON’T get raised by people who keep succubi around them at all times? Weird.
Experimentation kink – Ideally with them both being very practiced at pretending they have no sexual desires whatsoever, and then awkward; that is dangerously fun.
Trust Kink – THEY’RE VERY GOOD.

The World Ends With You

Hanekoma Sanae/Kiryu “Joshua” Yoshiya; Hanekoma Sanae/Minamimoto Sho

I REALLY LIKE IT IF THEY’RE BOTH USING EACH OTHER. Let them power struggle. Hanekoma might have more knowledge and experience, but he’s also got less freedom to act; he needs to stay mostly an observer and that brings a tension to both these ships I find really fun.

Banter While in Bed – I’m just going to point out that Hanekoma canonically has stolen Shiki’s fursuit and made his own Santa. This man is a nerd. Wreck him. Joshua and Sho are also huge nerds who need wrecking.
Bringing Another Partner Home as a Present for One’s Primary Partner – Hanekoma needs to bring in sexy alternate Hanekomas for orgies. Please. Imagine. Joshua or Minamimoto bringing in Kitaniji are also fine, but please leave Kitaniji without much idea of who the hell Hanekoma is.
Gangbanged By Alternate Universe/Timeline Versions of Partner – Seriously, put the Hanekomas away. Multiple Joshuas is also fine; please do not multiply Minamimoto as that would descend into more masturbation than the first year of art school.
One Partner Uses Another as a Substitute for an Absent Third Party – … I feel like Hanekoma would take being used as a substitute very well. I’m completely fine with Sho or Josh pining for OCs, but obviously I’m horrendously fond of JoshNeku, JoshMegs, and ShoMegs. If you’ve got some crossover you wanna go for, though, roll with it. Even if it’s the Count.
Pushy Bottom – Three of them! Right there! I am good with any of them so long as they’re switchy about it. Hanekoma should not always get to top.
Sex as Penalty for Losing a Bet – Honestly, so long as no one dies permanently, they’re doing better than usual. The bet in question can absolutely be over the top callous, or completely petty; I’m cool either way.

Kiryu “Joshua” Yoshiya/Kitaniji Megumi

I LOVE EVERYTHING EVERYTHING IS DELIGHTFUL FOLLOW ME INTO MEGUMI HELL we have terrible suits and life choices

Abuse of Authority – Joshua can kill Megumi at any time and I’m sure Megs is well aware of that. :) Good luck, Conductor.
Brainwashing – Megumi as we see him is kind of. Interesting, in such a way that I would not be at all surprised if Joshua’d sandpapered his brain. Fuckin go for it.
Dubiously Consensual Loyalty Kink thumbs up this is the ship this is the entire ship right here
Furniture Coming to Life to Fuck Owners – It was Joshua’s fault. Even the foosball table.
Sex as a Test – Josh, what are you even testing? His dick?

Kiryu “Joshua” Yoshiya/Sakuraba Neku

DNW: Neku getting knocked up.

What do I even say about this pairing??? Please do not feel obligated to try to write it like I would write it; if I wanted my own JoshNeku, I’d write my own JoshNeku. Write your JoshNeku.

Brainwashing – Joshua, I’m pretty sure that’s immoral. Josh, no.
Cannibalism With Regeneration – TWEWY takes a bunch of character cues from Journey to the West. Chew on your local Xuanzang, Neku. You gotta. Joshua chewing on Neku and then fixing him up is good, too, though.
Consent Rendered Meaningless – Josh, no. #imprint #imprint #imprint
Impregnated in a Dream – Neku’s wet dream gets a dead guy pregnant. What a way to go.
Necrophilia – PUT IT AWAY, JOSH no, no, put it in. Put it in the bullet hole.
Pregnant For Science! – Seriously, Joshua, you’re dead. How did you even get pregnant?
Seducing captor in hopes of better treatment – Canon divergent off of their duel, maybe? Josh’ll bring Shiki, Beat, and Rhyme back to life, but he’s keeping Neku for himself. NOW WHAT, NEKU. AUs are fine here, too, so long as you only make things more magic, not less. Neku the demon summoner and demon Joshua trying hard to seduce him and really having no idea how to actually be likable? Joshua the douchebag werewolf? Who knows!!
Stuck halfway through hole in wall – Neku going about his business, and there’s Joshua’s ass sticking out the wall. NOW WHAT.

Kitaniji Megumi/Minamimoto Sho

I SERIOUSLY LOVE EVERYTHING. BRING ME THE MEGS. Megumi seems completely unconcerned in canon about Sho walking out of meetings, and Sho calls him Megs/Megumi-cha~n. … And then Megumi’s completely casual about putting a hit out on them. I am dead certain there’s a story here and maybe you will be the one to tell it.

Aliens Gave Them an Excuse to Do It
Double Virgins – Neither of them have done this before but they’re not going to double-die virgins. They have already died once; they’ve got nothing else to lose here.
Kinking On The Macabre – Reaper humor. In bed.
Public Trashcan – If you go for this one, please have it be either performance art or burlesque. If you don’t know much about either, you can likely make shit up and I won’t know the difference.
Rivals With Benefits – Yeaaaaah!
Sex as Penalty for Losing a Bet – I’m equally fond of it having been something petty as it having involved many erasures. Either way it’s excellent and I’m here for it.
Sex While Time Is Stopped – Megs has time powers. Use 'em.